perfect weekend

a perfect weekend is when teams you hate lose while the team you love wins.

Sept 15th 2007. A Saturday of a perfect weekend - College Football: Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame all lose while Alabama wins against Arkansas. Awesome.

by Capt_Ed September 30, 2007

Madden Weekend

A weekend with the bros sitting around the TV fighting over games of Madden.

Bro, what did you do last weekend?

My girls out of town, so I had a Madden weekend.

by holdmahdickkkk January 28, 2011

And every other weekend...

She has sex with on of the retards that lives here.

Is what you were going to say. "And every other weekend... she fuck one of the retards who lives here"

I'm going to kill you too you know. I'll sit here with their corpses until you get here. It's going to be hard for me to stab her so I'll probably drown her in the bathtub but you? Easy.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Zombie Weekend

Easter Weekend

Jesus died and came back- that's a zombie. Hence- Zombie Weekend.

by NotNearlyJesus May 14, 2011

Weekend Warrior

A snowboarder/skier who wakes up early on the weekend, rides the hill for a full day, and goes home late. Usually sleeping in his/her car to save time and money. And does the same the next day.

Person 1: Are you going to the hill this weekend?
Person 2: You know it, I'm a weekend warrior.

by Shawn Daddy August 10, 2009

Weekend Dick

A dick that is smaller than vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. It's not to long but is thicker than average.

I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't take that everynight.

by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

dbw weekend

dicks, booze, and weed weekend; basically one spends the period of time between 5:00pm friday and 7:00am monday screwing every guy that walks by, drunk, and high. other forms would be pbw weekend

Carrie: What are you doing this weekend?
Kayla: Its going to be a dbw weekend.
Carrie:What?
Kayla: You know dicks, booze, and weed.

by cj bitch May 9, 2008