hutterite wagon 

Bringing ones hands together like in prayer, then inserting 8 fingers into a womans shit cutter while the thumbs are inserted into her vagina.

Thus resembling a typical farm vechile seen traveling to town.

AKA: 2 in the front 8 in the back.

Upgrade from a minivan

The butt ain't right after the hutterite wagon

hutterite wagon by Kennelbuttchug October 9, 2018

covered wagon 

A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.

An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.

covered wagon by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008

Covered Wagon 

A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.

"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"

Covered Wagon by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011

crap wagon 

1: An event or thing that is unpleasant or has unpleasant consequences.
2: An exclamation made in the event that something unpleasant or disingenuous occurs.

Holy Crap Wagon! He keyed my f---ing car!

crap wagon by charrliepants March 25, 2012

Jack Wagon 

Someone who annoys the crap out of you or is very rude.

You're such a jack wagon!!!!!!!

Jack Wagon by MagicalPony August 21, 2011

cock wagon 

Phrase used when under extreme stress or trying to make people leave you alone by acting like you have turrets.

While sitting around doing nothing Jim just started yelling "COCK WAGON WAGON WAGON WAGON"

cock wagon by benny 64 January 29, 2009

hag wagon 

A big, frumpy, sloppy slob of a white woman. Often loud mouths, stinky, and think every man wants them.

She looks like the queen of all hags and hagdom everywhere! She's a hag wagon!

hag wagon by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016