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Holy Trinity 

Wallet, keys, phone—‘nuff said.
You going out? Make sure you check for the Holy Trinity before you dip!
Holy Trinity by dpolotsky October 28, 2018

The Holy Trinity 

Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.

The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.

2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.

3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.

4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.

5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.

6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!

2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.

3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'

4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.

the trinity 

When a man penetrates a woman three ways; orally, vaginally and anally.
Kobe Bryant wouldn't have been in trouble Colorado, but he got greedy by trying to achieve the trinity with that girl.
the trinity by chargerjim November 7, 2009

holey trinity 

When a woman is penetrated by 3 guys at the same time, (not to be confused with Holy Trinity).
Sharon Peters (fake name) has guys pay her for the holey trinity. Her ugly sister, Lisa Peters (fake name) has to pay the guys.
holey trinity by Tuna Bitch January 20, 2009

Dirty Trinity 

A breathtaking sadistic bitch That lures men and women with her fat ass and then keeps them on leashes to fulfill her sexual And materialistic desires only to rip their hearts and wear it like jewelry .
She is beautiful but she might pull a dirty trinity .

the unholy trinity of the internet 

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...