tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

father tim

A priest that will stop at nothing to rape children.

Father Tim is coming for me!

by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014

Fat Tim

The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker

Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful

by FatTimnemesis February 18, 2019

Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.

Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.

by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019

Taking the Tim's

When you just dead ass take a nigga's Tim's (Timberland's) preferably after he disses you.

Note; Tim's can be any type of shoe.

"Damn nigga, he just took a nigga's Tim's."
"Give me the Tim's."
"Imma be taking the Tim's."

by Xindrias June 5, 2016

tim henman

nothing more than hype.
lost at Wimbledon for the 48th straight year.

Tim Henman will NEVER win at Wimbledon.

by International Bad Boy July 2, 2004

Tim Allen

Not only the actor in Home Improvement, but he voice acts Buzz Lightyear...to infinity, and beyond!!!

Tim Allen pwns your freaking ass!

by Home Improvement January 30, 2005