Three Things

Pot, pipe, and lighter.

A person needs some form of these three items to smoke marijuana.

Peter: Do you have Three Things?
Paul: I have the Important Thing.
Peter: I have the Second Thing in my car, but we have to go to the store for the Third Thing.

by random!pdx August 13, 2007

These things happen

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.

"Awhk Billy, you've never been done for drink driving before."
"Awh a'know but I'm just so embarrassed about it."
"Louk', these things happen."

by WE CANT GO ON TOGETHER WITH SU May 27, 2013

good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

by Affable Douche December 3, 2013

internet thing

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

by Barbraboo September 3, 2016

Stranger Things

The most lit show on Netflix. A lot of people binge it and make edits on Instagram. It's TV-14 and there is some cursing. There is some jumpscares, inappropriate scenes, sci-fi related things, and 80's stuff.

Friend: "Dude, have you watch Stranger Things, yet?"
Person: "Yeah it's really good that I'm binge-watching it and boy, doesn't get stranger?"

by elnvo May 23, 2018

good things

...toothbrush, tweezers, lipstick, cardiac pacemaker....

If you allow me to I will gladly come over if only for a limited time
You need hugs, baby, plenty of good things. Like me. Like everyone else.
It might take a while though 👜
What do you say? Or better, what do you mean to say?

🖤

Im off now. Momma time. Be good 🦇

by Krkič April 5, 2019

blob-like thing

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013