Penguin in the Iceberg

When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.

We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.

by Ice_Fisher May 31, 2023

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 July 10, 2016

Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.

My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.

by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018

Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.

Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!

by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016

Penguin Walker

When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin

I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.

by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010