Slonky Donk

A long big dickity tht flops

That boy john has the biggest slonky donk ive ever seen

by Anjali1024 February 15, 2026

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

shonk

a bad deed or something usually considered morally wrong

“what is the first shonk you would do if you woke up in a girls body?”

by rosabau March 7, 2025

Smonkelian

/ˈsmʌŋkɪliən/

Characterized by a relaxed, carefree demeanor typically associated with someone who enjoys smoking (or acts like a smoker); monkey-like humor combined with a laid-back personality.

Don't be such a smonkelian, get up and help out!

by infinitehoax March 7, 2025

Sonk

Sonk is the new snooze.
It's like sunk (as in sunk into bed), but the past-tense.

"I'm gonna have a sonk, dude" "Have a good sonk, broh."
"I'm sonking... leave me alone!" "Sorry, broh!"

by needshelpnarry August 13, 2025

Slonk

to swallow greedily; devour

I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...

by ExpiredPoison June 3, 2025

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025