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Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Super Spreader Bowl

The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.
"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"

Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020
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Ghetto spread

When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.
Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.
by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021
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One pop screamer

A drinking lightweight, generally female; a person who gets crazy and libidinous after just one cocktail; an easy mark early in the evening at the local saloon; a cheap date easysluthocheap date
"That chick is all over that architect guy from Eastham.... What gives? We've only been here for fifteen minutes!"
"Yeah - that sucks - he managed to find the one pop screamer!!!!! Dude...."
by blabbermouth141 August 21, 2009
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scream

Best horror trilogy of all time--both in fan approval and in box office muscle. Anyone with an IQ over 120 should be able to see that.
Scream Trilogy beat the shit outta Jason and Michael and Freddy's movies wuh-huh? YEP!
by Homme Bik March 10, 2004
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screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.
I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.
by t June 29, 2004
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squirtin' screamer

Do I really need to define this? Those who scream while squirting. Whilst engaging a lady sexually, upon climax the female expels a burst of fluids accompanied by a series of ear piercing screams.
"My initial presumption was incorrect as the timid young lady I met at the library turned out to be a squirtin' screamer. We totally plowed!"
by pepe silvia January 9, 2010
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