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Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.
Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021
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splooge

"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."
by Poojsplooge October 28, 2021
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Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.
Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“
by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021
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SPLONG!

Official Rules Of

Splong!

{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit

1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side

2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)

3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.

4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point

5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.

6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)

7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)

8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set
by Mason Wolfe December 30, 2021
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sploinart

A very good man from irealnd, he is also gay.
ohh,look at that sploinart there
by 0-rummy-0 January 15, 2022
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sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.
by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022
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Splooge

Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.
"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"
by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022
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