sage punk

A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.

When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Sage it

Masturbating, particularly in the shower, and at a Scout camp. Named after a kid at a Scout camp who took several 40 minute showers, without soap.

Kid 1: "I'm going to go take a shower"
Kid 2: "Ok, but don't Sage it."

by Kibblez August 16, 2008

Slade Xanthas

Slade Xanthas is a vaporwave fox or some shit that is gay.. but he has gf.. and is usually followed around by a grey dog with no shirt and long blue hair and he is very very gay

furfag#1 Do you love slade xanthas

furfag #2 no

furfag #1 he will rape you

by KevinKevinson October 21, 2016

Slade

if your name is Slade go suck a dick

My friend Slade is gay.

by asciyoch June 6, 2018

Bob Saget

The god of gods in the religion of everyone.

Bob Saget is a fucking god. Whats more to say?

by achap44 January 14, 2009

slager

The word, "Butcher" in Dutch

That Slager is an excellent surgeon.

by yoyowassupyo December 26, 2013

Sageitus

A disease when something is in your hand or right in front of you and you say you don't know where it is.

Wheres my phone!?

Its in your hand

Oh

You have sageitus

by person1111111111 February 6, 2009