Seal Kiss

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.

John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up

by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009

harp seal

A person that when they wear spandex shirts, resembles a seal

Robbie, you look like a harp seal in that UNDER ARMOUR® shirt

by JC Morgan February 16, 2007

Schalk

To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.

That hottie getting schalked tonight

by Savage247 September 6, 2018

sperm-sealed

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014

Southern Vacuum Seal

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

by Tom85 July 24, 2006

seal clubber

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich

"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"

by hairyotterboy January 1, 2007