Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

Daisy Standard Time

when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it

rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!

by morefuntomiss March 25, 2023

Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"

"This cheese is bog standard"

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.

A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.

by floatingsidewalk June 9, 2023

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

bonfire standard

If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being

Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.

by Danny Gocobe July 9, 2023

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024