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shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!
by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006
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SilverFish

The worst longboarding internet forum in existence. What was once a place to go and learn about an upcoming sport has turned into a dive; where teenage douche bags convene to bitch and moan about how monumentally expensive a new set of wheels are.
Average SilverFish member (Teenage Douche) - "I was about to use my moms credit card to order some FlyWheels but Abec 11 increased the price by four dollars. I'm not even joking, the manufacturers screw me over every chance they get."

Endangered SilverFish Minority (Logical Young Professional) - "Shut the fuck up you ungrateful bitch. No one is asking you to longboard. In my day I earned half as much, yet I still managed to afford an ounce of headies every month."
by Fuck You and Go Fuck Yourself February 8, 2010
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Silverback

This term is derived from the actual description of an older male gorilla. A Silverback in the slang sense is an older man who hits on or dates much younger women; he is the male version of a "Cougar".
A group of Silverbacks, drunk after their buddy's 50th birthday party, adjusted their toupées and entered the college bar to try to pick up girls.
by Free Range Messiah July 15, 2010
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Screaming Silverback

While having doggy style or anal sex, the man reaches around the girl (must be done right before he is about to cum, without telling her), grabs her pubes, and rips them out. He then pulls out, spunks all over her back, and throws the hair on top whilst beating his chest in a gorilla-like fashion.
Tom: Dude, why isn't amy talking to you, and why is she walking kinda funny?

Brian: I gave her the Screaming Silverback last night. She's pissed......

Tom: NO WAY!

Brian: Yeah, and now there's blood all over my sheets.....
by Ari Fuckin Gold May 27, 2009
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Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!
by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007
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Silver Four Leaf Clover

When two guys duct tape their balls together.
I ripped out all my ball hair after I pulled the tape off Steve and I's Silver Four Leaf Clover.
by Joy Gasm January 22, 2011
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silver star gay

A gay or bisexual person, whether they identified as gay early on or not, who first starting sleeping with the same sex in late life.
Actress Meredith Baxter qualifies as a silver star gay since she has stated that for many years she knew that something was different about her and why her relationships with men failed but didn't realize what until she began her first same-sex relationship in 2002. In this case she has come to terms with her homosexuality and identifies as a lesbian.
by eagerm November 16, 2013
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