Randy butternubs

Super funny, smart, moosemeat packing, dope guy.

Guy: "You ever meet Randy Butternubs?"'

His girl: " No but I can't wait for him to Meat Me"

Randy butternubs by April.c. October 23, 2023

Randy trombone 

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited

"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"

Randy trombone by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023

Randy Jade 

Amazing boyfriend material. He's a little weird, and gets attacked by swans, but he's a cutie pie.

Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.

have you seen Randy Jade? never wanted my phone as much as i want *that* phone.

Randy Jade by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024

Randy's wife 

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

Randy's wife by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife 

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

Randy's wife by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy Newman 

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).

Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!

Randy Newman by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

Randy Young 

Laura's pump and dump man. Young, Hung and full of Cum!

hey Laura, are you gonna let randy young stroke and poke for a troche?

Randy Young by Anonymous1082865 December 24, 2024