douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003

queef

a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex

she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air

by EC August 7, 2003

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 27, 2006

Queef

When a woman blows air out of her coochie coo.

Oh my god, I think she just queefed. And by queef, I mean she blew air out of her coochie coo.

by Ricardo Montalbon November 28, 2003

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.

Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK

by Dr.BigDicks October 17, 2008

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom May 9, 2011

queef huffer

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is

1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006