Procrastinut

The act of masturbating to delay performing necessary tasks.

I can never get my work done, I procrastinut too much.

by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018

Procrastination

The process of procrastinating (VERY helpful, I know)

Go do your homework mate.

Hey! Stop procrastinating! Don't push things till the next day! Procrastination is putting things to the next day.

by himydude June 13, 2018

Procrastinator

Someone who is lazy as crap

I'm sitting on the couch 'cause I'm a procrastinator.

by 1:38 September 5, 2018

Procrastinatory Noshow

Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and greets, or just chilling at a friend's house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.

Shy: Hay Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?

Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!

by Shockdragon September 15, 2018

procrastination

rylee and skylar

rylee and skylars procrastination caused them to wait until 7:30 the day before their paper was due. they procrastinated for over a week.

by helpmeplsoml September 23, 2018

Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.

My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work

“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”

by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018