3 definitions by Shockdragon
1) Davis: Hay fagot.
Dug: How am I a homosexual?
Davis:.....
Dug: Conclusionist.
2) Mark: Your cheating on me!
Julie: How am I cheating on you?
Mark: John comming over everyday?
Julie: He is my twin brother.
Mark:....
Julie: Conclusionist.
Dug: How am I a homosexual?
Davis:.....
Dug: Conclusionist.
2) Mark: Your cheating on me!
Julie: How am I cheating on you?
Mark: John comming over everyday?
Julie: He is my twin brother.
Mark:....
Julie: Conclusionist.
by Shockdragon February 21, 2013
Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and greets, or just chilling at a friend's house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.
Shy: Hay Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?
Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?
Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
by Shockdragon September 16, 2018
When two associates (regardless of self designation or designated by others) get unusually close do to constant contact via work, sudden happenstance, or because they live together (roomates) or nearby each other. The relationship at first will be neutral at first then it will rapidly ignite to hardcore lustful sex. They mostly will breakup and makeup several times because the feel that their bodies are compatable, ironically they will most likely not marry each other. It is not uncommon for them to cheat with each other while they are married to other people. It should be noted you have a higher chance of surviving a shark attack than to see or let alone be in one.
Tia: Shaian you see Vivi and Rod in the office?
Shaian: Girl they both have Fuckholm Syndrome, plain as day.
Tia: The way they are too close to each other or the fact they live near eachother?
Shaian: Both. You see the ways they look at each other.
Tia: They gotta chill with the obviousness.
Shaian: uuuummmmuuumm.
Shaian: Girl they both have Fuckholm Syndrome, plain as day.
Tia: The way they are too close to each other or the fact they live near eachother?
Shaian: Both. You see the ways they look at each other.
Tia: They gotta chill with the obviousness.
Shaian: uuuummmmuuumm.
by Shockdragon September 15, 2018