A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.
(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
by The Sauce King July 31, 2013
Get the premature spectaculator mug.The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction
Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation
by Slither Skins September 13, 2013
Get the Premature Adapulation mug.Related Words
When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.
"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."
by defactoboy July 5, 2019
Get the premature separation mug.An adjective used to describe a person who is mentally underdeveloped. Additionally can be used to call them out on physical problems that come with being premature.
Example 1:
did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby
Example 2:
Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”
Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐
did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby
Example 2:
Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”
Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐
by Jabuu September 2, 2022
Get the Premature Baby mug.1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.
by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011
Get the premature tabulation mug.word used to describe a shit leader who is a complete fucking failure, it is important you emphasize the z or it just loses its purpose. i think we all know whos a prezadent up in here.
Hillary Clinton would be the best Prezadent their ever was
Student: o fuck hea com da new prezadent
president: id like to that you all for electing me your new school president you think im good dont you mam
Student: ya you da hotest prezident i eva saw
Student: o fuck hea com da new prezadent
president: id like to that you all for electing me your new school president you think im good dont you mam
Student: ya you da hotest prezident i eva saw
by Aaron Adkins March 14, 2008
Get the prezadent mug.by dickmonger March 4, 2009
Get the Prema-Jizz mug.