polsond

When one of your shady ass friends makes plans to meet up with you, but because they are so introverted and afraid of social settings, they ghost on you like a fucking bitch.

I was supposed to meet up with Josh in Vegas, but that fucker polsond me and now I have to hire a prostitute to pass the time.

by LeakyNipples November 10, 2018

Poon Tingle

When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!

hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle

by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019

poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019

Poison Divey

When you have poison oak on yo dick and you allow her to unknowingly give you head!

Claire committed the act of poison divey on Marco!

by Doctor Gloss September 12, 2020

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

Pogonounios

pogonounios means a liquid that contains a concentration of glass inside it, with a cork at the top. it is not known how the liquid is able to contain the glass, let alone the cork, but the glass is a solid, this is proven when a researcher stuck her finger inside and was able to touch the glass and move through the liquid freely.

This bottle is made of liquid and somehow holds glass inside of it.

Do you mean a pogonounios?

by Doublesidedtape May 17, 2021

Poison Ban

Type of ban issued on websites/games, where any account that's linked to banned IP adress, is instantly banned upon creation

This man was poison banned on this site, when he tries to create new account, it gets banned right after creation.

by Grewtanker November 11, 2021