paper dingleberry

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping

Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.

by K Siler June 10, 2005

Paper Zombie

The state of being that you find yourself in during and after writing a major paper for school. Your only thoughts and desires revolve around finishing said paper and procuring food.

Other characteristics include minor loss of motor coordination, incoherent speech, and looking like death warmed up.

A paper zombie state can only be stopped by turning in the paper.

"Man, that history paper totally turned me into paper zombie last night, I could hardly make it in class to turn it in."

"If I'm going to get this lab report done in time, I'm going to have to turn into a paper zombie."

by MR.MCA December 8, 2009

toilet paper eggs

the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit

Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..

Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"

by Katey Kate Kat Ka K March 10, 2014

makin' dat paper

To earn money at an accelarated rate.

Me and my boys be on the corner, hustlin' to be makin' dat paper

by Brotha52 September 4, 2005

Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking

When a group or a single person tricks the stupid ass admins of a belieber facebook fan page into letting them become admin. They then delete the other admins and often turn it into different themes such as MLP:FIM, Spiderman, Slenderman, or anything against justin beiber faggot. Biebfags tend to RAGE when their facebook page is taken from them.

You:Can I please be an admin on the page? I am really good at imagines, I will do s4s and will stay active for as long as possible! I can help the page out as much as possible!
Them: Sure!
You: *Deletes everyone else and commits Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking*

by im-not-a-tripfag July 20, 2011

Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.

Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.

by Milanifan May 9, 2010

Wikipedia page-hopping

When you go on wikipedia and find an article then click on a hyperlink, then click on another hyperlink on another page, etc.

David Bowie and Lou Reed were Wikipedia page-hopping one night when they realised they were really really awesome.

by wiilltransformer January 7, 2009