pocket munch 

when your blackberry with the screen muncher app munches at an inappropriate time, and the chewing noise made from said app draws attention from all around.

*pocket munch occurs*

teacher: what was that!
kid 1: oh that was just jacks blackberry pocket munching
jack: god damn it..

pocket munch by dondeestawaldo May 27, 2011

Parkering 

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

Parkering by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

sloppy pocket 

nother term for giny, vag, fanny, box ect

"he wants to get in her sloppy pocket"

sloppy pocket by clit mcgee January 12, 2005

penis pocket 

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.

Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!

penis pocket by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

pizza parker 

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

pizza parker by VeeREx February 2, 2018

thot pockets 

A hot pocket but in a hoe type of way.

Thot pockets are not friends.

thot pockets by Smh_itz_me May 31, 2018

Bald Pockets 

The term Bald Pockets originates from religious people that are balding or heavily bald that means Hot Pockets. They use this term, as the outside is extremely bald or balding like they are. Usually, these people that uses this term are in their late 30s or early 40s that still lives with their mothers.

Man, I woke up this morning, and my mother didn't have my bald pockets ready.

Bald Pockets by TNWR August 16, 2018