Penii

The plural form of penis.

Sally: Did you see all the naked guys at the beach?
Karen: Yeah, I've never seen so many penii in one place before!

by Katie DG April 27, 2008

Penildo

An inverted dildo for men.

Last night I used a penildo instead of my hand to masturbate.

by Joe Newmaster November 11, 2008

penictory

A book containing all the known synonyms of the word penis.

My dong itches!

Dong, that's like a ho-ho isn't it?

No man, consult the penictory

by s to the tizzo a to the nizzo February 19, 2009

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

penicil

a penis that is as skinny as a brand new #2 pencil.

he stuck a penicil in my pants.

by penis licker. October 2, 2015

Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

penial disfunction

Something that your gran pa has

Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank?
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction

by MrNobody:P May 6, 2017