Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

newton unit

weird scientific thing

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!

by poopledee January 13, 2018

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.

Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.

by papabenny February 28, 2018

Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game

Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?

by N22rush October 4, 2018

Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.

Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things

by Happylama25 July 10, 2019

Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away

Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.

by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019