Messagey

1. A messaging monster. That one person you swipe notifications from because you're afraid of what will happen if you leave them on read.

2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.

"Yeah, he was really great and wasn't clingy at all, but he was so messagey. I muted my phone days ago."

by dotzerozerosix December 29, 2017

Maessage

When you are in the middle of a massage and decide to text somebody

I need to maessage my friends real quick

This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.

by superpig March 2, 2019

Massage Mill

A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.

"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"

"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."

by doublyy March 19, 2021

Messaga

Messaga is a word my boyfriend said instead of message and I still make fun of him for it.

"Did you read my messaga ?"
Messaga means Sean you screwed up

by BakedFreshBread September 1, 2021

bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 25, 2008

squad massage

When you and your squad go to da massage parlor to get yo squad massaged.

"I bought my squad a squad massage for Christmas. I can't wait to use it!

by bakup4_nhoe January 9, 2015

Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

by von groovy May 17, 2017