Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022

mega blotto

get smashed wankered off your nut ass fucked steaming pissed wrecked drunk tipsy off it

sanders got mega blotto last night.

by james wood/scott blad September 16, 2004

mega stress

this place gives u mega stress & a visit to the docs as people dont want to go, the management are repulsive & couldnt run a raffle never mind an establishment for vulnerable people. if u are an odd shaped bastard or a pillow fucker u will fit in fine!

god there goes another top worker down with mega stress, whens it going to come to a halt? drastic action required!

by pissed off big time February 22, 2008

mega-BSer

noun: a compulsive liar; can be used to reference any living creature, human and/or non-human; can be used to reference Cole.

"You know, I wish Cole wasn't such a mega-BSer. He lies about everything."

by subatlanticexplorer June 24, 2008

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Mega Kick

To be kicked with the entire force of a pokemon.

Pikachu Mega kicked Ash in the face.

by Sir Bitchin 'lot December 30, 2010