Lan's netnavi was created by Lan's father Yuiihciro using Lan's late brother's DNA after passing away from birth. Will scold Lan for waking up late or forgetting homework.
Megaman.EXE: I heard you were calling Mayl, where you were like "Oh Mayl, don't leave me."
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).