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by Adrian July 16, 2006
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Ramsey you mastershitter, are you pooperbating again?
I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.
I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.
by HeWhoRoams March 24, 2009
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Lebron James' father should have performed mattresscide instead of bringing that useless human into the world.
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