1) A creature being sought by stupid scientists who have found innumerable links to many species of plants and animals, but can't seem to find the one for
man. A mythical creature akin to the big bad wolf or tooth fairy.
2) A
dude who is definitely a man but looks like he
may have been teleported or warped here from 200,000
BC due to his unkept appearance and wrangled mangled hair and facial/body blemishes etc. Basically, a
guy who - the more clothes he removes - proportionately resembles a human lesser and lesser.
1) Scientist Neil: "
Bob, I think I found the missing link over here in this gneiss formation."
Scientist
Bob - looking at 'object' : "That is a downed aircraft Neil, but...good eyes all the same!"
2) Max: "What the fuck is that hairy bastard all about!?"
Scott: "Good God
man...that could be the god-damned missing link"
Max & Scott: "Huh...uh.uh....huh...huh...cool"