corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)

person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.

by pee pea April 11, 2021

Home homines lupus

(Latin: a man is another man's wolf).

Home homines lupus can be translated to English as a) dog-eat-dog world or b) cutthroat competition

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

corn holing

A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.

Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.

by AngryRicecel June 25, 2021

nerd holing

The act of removing a "nerd" from a "nerd hole", often in manor similar to noodling.

Dave has to go nerd holing to get the CTO to attend morning meetings.

by BillNyeTheNerdyGuy July 6, 2021

Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"

Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.

by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

he hawing around

Hehawing around is basically putting off doing something always coming up with an excuse of why it can’t be done now

A woman kept asking her husband to fix a fence. He kept he hawing around saying wood was too expensive or he forgot cement and nails, and it would have to wait because he didn’t have time to get to the store

by trickster29 September 10, 2021