Ham-Sliced

The act of being beyond shit faced. Like without a doubt wasted, on the floor, should not drive, fucked up.

My boy Ramon got so ham-sliced last night that he fucked his sister.

by Theman-Nard December 28, 2010

Ham-Blasting

To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.

While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.

by Irate November 29, 2005

Ham Radio Set

A modern or old device that is looked at as "crappy", "slow", or "ancient" by others. Mostly told by people with fast and great technology to people with slow, outdated, or crappy technology. A ham radio set is an ancient radio system which requires TONS of wires and confusing setup. The ancient set radio of the ham was invented in 1921. DATS OWLD!

Your laptop is such a ham radio set. It only has 4 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 700 as mine has 10 gigabytes of RAM with a resolution of 2140.

Go play a game on your 2 bit ham radio set
Get that ham radio set off that desk and get a better computer!
The sight of a ham radio set makes me want to cry!

by Cubeman7 February 18, 2015

Ham Radio

During orgasm, prior to broadcasting your seed, you aggressively twist her nipples. Then as soon as you ejaculate, you yell, “breaker, breaker one nine”

Adam’s dad watched in horror as I gave Adam’s mom the ole’ ham radio.

by RodeoDiddles July 19, 2020

ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

by tromano33 November 5, 2006

ham dagger

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.

danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.

by d frank November 18, 2006

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008