Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is the person you hear calling your name when no one actually did.

Example : Person 1 ''what does Garfeldi do?''
Person 2 ''IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS HE IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF''.

by IdiotRaccoon June 11, 2023

Garfunkeling

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.

“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”

by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023

Garfsquab

The feeling of being extremely full or having eaten too much.

I ate so much soup at that restaurant earlier, now I’m garfsquab.

by Basil newmalani September 1, 2023

Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.

Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.

by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023

Garflunkus

an idiot, something that's stupid

This is so garflunkus

by Garflunkus November 13, 2023

Garflangooniun

Garflangoonium is Element Number 120 on the Periodic Table, also used in slang to express something crazy.

Baller: garflangooniun

synth: gar

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024