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A household ornament similar to a jar or urn, where people of Jewish religious beliefs keep their foreskin.
I know you don’t want to go to your bar mitzvah Isaac but you can always keep your foreskin in the snippy dinkle.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
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A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
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