Guice

A type of parasite. Someone who holds himself/herself in the highest regard in spite of the fact he or she is an utter twatwaffle. The liquid left over in a douchebag after the douching is done.

Wow did you see Kenny trying to game that girl out of her tips? He's such a Guice.

by SpaceRat August 9, 2017

maddie grider

A girl who would enjoy being with a strong man who has fluffy black hair, a giant penis and closely resembles a monkey. She is the most perfect girl in the world even if she does hate the sexy man I described above. I love her.

I love you maddie grider, even if you do hate me and is 5'1 and 3/4.

by whoareyouurnajdha March 18, 2010

Guidtastic

To be very Guido. Tan, Fresh, decked out in Affliction and Ed Hardy. Never seen with out designer jeans. Hair always is gelled. Full Italian. Period.

Mark: The Jersey Shore is so guidtastic.
Vinny: Ya look at all those guidos.

by JLAVakaJWOW January 20, 2010

Guidi

A nice guy who likes to be around people. He loves to have sex and party but most importantly he like to play basketball.

Guidi boi.

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

Gideon

Gideon

Gideon works at best buy. He is one of the bestest friends you could ask for, but may come off a bit like a serial killer if you make him uneasy. Dont worry, it'll pass. He's intelligent, kind, ambitious, funny, and probably gonna be your rivalry in wit and life... oh and did I mention.. HE WORKS AT BEST BUY. Assets protection specialists will save the world one day and become runner up for president. To not have his name on this would be prejudice

Nicknames: Gid, Gibson, Gridiron

Wow, Gideon really had chains in his security car

Did you see Gideon at Best Buy, he greets people at the door.

Wow Gideon, you really look like me and your mom

by JaCkie Dorst January 23, 2020

Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers

como estas you fucking guido

by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011