goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021

Silly goober :3

stupid thing said by femboys

you’re such a silly goober :3

by h……………… July 10, 2025

Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020

Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023