Floating

when your laying on your stomach and you become rock hard

I was talking to this girl and all of a sudden I started floating

by Chace Bolden September 26, 2021

bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017

pussy beer float

When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer

Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way

Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!

by Digilo July 18, 2019

floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Floating-a-left-P

Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.

So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.

No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.

$PEPE: Floating-a-left-P.
Internet: silence

by superstopponthat May 6, 2023