coochie filter

an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.

***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"

*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"

by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 17, 2010

no filter friday

No filter friday also known as NFF means you take a picture as yourself with no filters at all on friday

Dude ima do a no filter friday in which me taking a pic of myself with no filters

by Dylpickle343 November 26, 2016

Roblox Filter

The roblox filter is #### but in #### it was ###### #####
#### THIS P*** OF S*** FILTER!

Roblox Filter
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Do you wanna play Jailbreak #?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I mean... its #### #### ####
Person 1: ####

by iamsocoolecksdee October 23, 2018

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

Filthy Whore

1. One who has had sex with over 15 guys by the age of 18.
2. A foul, bestial creature whose STD's are so contagious that they have been known to possess airborne-like qualities.
3. One who feels as if having sex and/or participating in sex-related activities are the only keys to happiness.

Wow, that Mandy sure is a filthy whore.

by veryangrychild123 April 9, 2011

Trump filter

The process of ignoring facts or logic while defending a nonsensical statment.

You can get away with anything if you use the Trump filter.

by LORD LORGIN December 8, 2017

shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0

I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

sonuvabitch!!

by Ricky Roma January 2, 2004