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Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
by Anthony J H November 6, 2007
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heroin faced

The act of getting so drunk and high that at first glance it would appear that you are on heroin or some other kind of strong opiates.
dude after alex and raemy killed the rest of the jim and smoked a blunt,they werent sure if they could take that whole shot then they were pretty heroin faced
by AXLEGREASE MAGNUM November 21, 2010
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shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.
"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')
by dr. sausage September 29, 2007
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facedrop

A word made famous by metal band Jagstog.
When running, biking, skiing, or any other fast-paced forward movement that has an unwanted end result of smashing one's face into the pavement, gravel, or other hard/painful surface.
"So I was running down the street and this little Jaggernaut came running out in front of me and i tripped over him...did a facedrop right into the sidewalk."
by Kevin Cernjul October 16, 2006
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cunt-faced

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered
I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.
by James Gaffney December 1, 2004
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mushy-faced

That look on one's face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look.
Hey, did you just wake up? You look mushy-faced.
by DrewK June 11, 2006
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Open-Faced Roast Beef Sandwich

Wrinkly, slimy, dangling vag lips complete with extra au jous.
That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!
by frank from safeway July 8, 2011
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