Doodie Fuck

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).

Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

doobious

Something so outlandish that one needs to be very stoned in order to believe it.

'I know those 9-11 conspiracies are doobious because they only make sense when I'm baked!"

by Yarling Warbler November 9, 2011

dogfish

A dog that smells like it could be part fish.

My dog is so stinky she smells like a dogfish.

by Shitdinger October 6, 2008

hoobie doobie

a brown colored individual
a paki guy
brown guy
indian person

The hoobie doobie next to me smells like curry and old spice

guy: yo that cashier looked dope as hell.
me: ya most hoobie doobies are nice.

by mnguyenbaby October 7, 2010

Doof

1. verb I or T
a) A huge shit, to take a doof.
b) Doofing, the act of taking a huge
shit.
2. noun C
To call someone a huge shit.
3. noun C
Autrailian slang for a large outdoor
rave.

1. a) Man, I gotta take a huge fucking
doof!
b) Can't talk, I'm doofing!
2. You fuckin' doof!
3. Hey, wanna grab some yellow coveralls,
a few glowsticks, some eckies and
and head out to a doof?

by Pony Canyon May 20, 2004

doobies

breasts, of the female kind

she had a cracking pair of doobies

by bazmond March 9, 2006

doof

Food backwards.

Damn, let's go get some doof.

by Tong February 18, 2003