Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

Captain Crunch

1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.

2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.

2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Challenge

1. A situation in which a person is to put as many pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch inside his/her nose or anus within the span of 45 seconds.
2. What people say as a witty substitute for "Cinnamon Challenge" in order to trick people or make them laugh.

Person 1: "25 likes and I'll do the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Challenge!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 3: "I hope he tapes it."

by Anitsirk Vokinyela June 14, 2012

Crunch Bunny

A nerd who cant enjoy online games because he is always freaking out about noobs or campers

Gosh, Simply Eaves is being such a crunch bunny that i dont want to play xbox with him anymore!

by ghettodonk May 1, 2010

Conch

A person who is a real clown and een have no say or no stripes AT ALL.

“You really buy food for that gyal and een get no cunny? You issa real conch”

by Uniprince October 16, 2019

street crunch

same as curb stomp

he's going to get the street crunch

by csection March 10, 2007

The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010