A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 12, 2020
Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.
by King spud the first January 01, 2023
An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.
by therealcraig March 10, 2020
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by BankRollDyl March 12, 2022
A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.
by Craygwirls November 03, 2022