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Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.
Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch
by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021
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Craig

A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids
Hang that fucking craig
by A person who hates all craigs February 12, 2022
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Craig

An atrocious human being that is addicted to zyns and snow. According to the book of Streetalations Page 7 Verse 59; He is the definition of diabolical scheming, always on demon time. People do not know if a Craig is real because they are always ghosting women. In order to become a Craig, first you must meet a Mandy.
by El compa Fugation April 9, 2025
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Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.
Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024
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craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)
"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."
by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021
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Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.
"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."
by wylinterms October 30, 2021
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craig

An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.
‘Has anyone seen Craig’
Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
Classic CRAIG’
by therealcraig March 10, 2020
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