Bloody Craig

Pulling back a bloody fist after Donkey Punching a goat - because goats have horns, dumb ass...

Dude, look at your hand. Is that from a strawberry shortcake?
No, it's a Bloody Craig.
Get away from me....

Bloody Craig by Mark N November 10, 2008

Daniel Craig Way 

In the scene from Casino Royale where Daniel Craig as James Bond is at a beach in the Bahamas, He rises up from the clear water nonchalantly, displaying his sculpted body, wearing only tight swim trunks and walking like a bad ass.

The Daniel Craig Way is to be able to pull of the same effect with tight trunks as this scene does, with a ripped body and catching the eye of an exotic and voluptuous woman riding a horse along the sandy shore.

"Oh man! I'm really gonna pull off the Daniel Craig Way next summer! This $50 a month gym membership is totally worth it."

Sexy lady #1: "See that guy? I know that he's still got his pants on but look at his torso! It's so...defined."
Sexy Lady #2: "I know! All I can think about is him and the Daniel Craig Way. I'd sure like to ride that horse when he comes walking in from the water."

Daniel Craig Way by AznMT July 18, 2010

Common Craig L 

An L which has come from anyone named craig

Ronaldo better than Messi
« Common Craig L

Common Craig L by Hendo6 August 1, 2022

larry craig 

1. a closet homosexual Senator from Idaho who enjoys sex with random men in bathroom stalls.

2. accidently or intentionally dropping a piece of toilet paper and then reaching into another stall to grab it.

I was trying to read the sports page on the john just now and some asswipe larry craiged me.

larry craig by Webbsters July 20, 2008

crazy craig david 

something stupid you say when you get excited or something shocks you

omg! he has a 2 inch penis! thats crazy craig david!!

crazy craig david by KR6426 April 29, 2008

jenny craig moment 

a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.

*wile sobbing* guy:"do you know that your my bestfriend. you stuck by my side when nobody elese was there."

bystander: "you guys and ur damn jenny craig moments"

jenny craig moment by superFAIRY200 January 10, 2008

Daniel Craig 

After the Bland Bond, the Blond Bond. And am happy to report, this one has style. As long as they keep him for a while, and don't have a Blind Bond. Or Blend Bond.

Daniel Craig. Best news for the franchise since Timothy Dalton.

Daniel Craig by Fearman August 4, 2007