1. a closet homosexual Senator from Idaho who enjoys sex with random men in bathroom stalls.
2. accidently or intentionally dropping a piece of toilet paper and then reaching into another stall to grab it.
I was trying to read the sports page on the john just now and some asswipe larry craiged me.
Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.
Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?
Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?
Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.
An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.
Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!
Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.