1. a closet homosexual Senator from Idaho who enjoys sex with random men in bathroom stalls.
2. accidently or intentionally dropping a piece of toilet paper and then reaching into another stall to grab it.
I was trying to read the sports page on the john just now and some asswipe larry craiged me.
An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.
Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!
Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.
Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.
Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?
Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?
Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.