Cobalt Counter

Commonly used in clash royale - when a big push or a clutch play is made.

Cobalt Counter that John!

by 2GTBT September 9, 2023

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

slice counter

That person that aggressively keeps track of the consumption of shared food.

If you were hungry we could have gotten another pizza. No need to be a slice counter.

by TheWhip February 8, 2024

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Line Counter

A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.

That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.

"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post

by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024

The Counter-Essence

Another mysterious and destructive power, wielded by none other than Lyras' rival, Grummore. Rumored to mirror the power of The Essence, which seems to resemble creation, both Grummore and The Counter-Essence pose a threat to Grimrock and the race of Grimaces' very existence. It is believed that if the Essence and the Counter-Essence clash, Grimrock island will be revealed to the world.

"Holy Dick! How did you find the counter-essence?"
"I just found it on a fine evening ribs stroll."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024