Contabulac

A steroid for your inner groin

Mate giz a contabulac there mate

by James.E.123456789 May 23, 2019

contaigo

Having premarital

Stop having contaigo in mom and dads bedroom

by Contaigo December 5, 2019

Contagion deniers

People who ignorantly believe that governments are overreacting to the covid-19 pandemic.

It's 3/20/20 and I'm in Colorado, surrounded by contagion deniers. When the Tsunami of sick hits by the first week of April, contagion deniers won't exist, just sorry people who didn't practiçe social distancing when it mattered.

by kdelik March 20, 2020

Contact tracing

Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids

Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing

by Option 22 April 28, 2020

containers

Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.

"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."

by Krkič May 5, 2020

ContactMap

A map that keep logs of your contact.

Hey, take out the ContactMap from your pocket! We are completely lost.

by Mihilika August 7, 2020

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020