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Commulites

This is a religion for the blessed. They love a good shower . They worship in very large “shower rooms”
Commulites are epic
by Jajsj December 29, 2020
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Campus Peepers

When you spy on the college president nightly and see things you can't unsee.
"OH MY GOSH!!! MY FRIENDS AND I WERE BEING CAMPUS PEEPERS (AS PER USUAL) AND SAW THE PRESIDENT IN HIS BOXER BRIEFS!!! I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES!!!"
by RYAN RENOLDS BALLSACK November 29, 2022
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Combussin'

The act of combusting in a manner that is in any way swag or delectable.
meatball 4 explodes into a tasty paste, meatball one says "that was swag," meatball two says "that was delectable," meatball three says"that was combussin'."
by schmeat ball March 24, 2023
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The Communal Milk Bowl

Taking place during an orgy, a recipient’s anus is spread open where milk is poured into the orifice where all other participants in said orgy convene around the man or woman and proceed to slurp the milk in unison, and spitting it back in the recipient’s face.
“Last night’s Communal Milk Bowl was so delicious, I couldn’t help but swallow it!”

“Don’t worry, The Communal Milk Bowl is intimidating at first, but the cool liquid will all doubts.”
by Lizard Of Oz October 26, 2019
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Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.
"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."
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computer

An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):

1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.

2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.

3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
I hate this stupid computer!!! I need a Cray! Why did I get Windows anyway?
by Frank August 16, 2004
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compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.
"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"
by Kyle March 24, 2005
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