to come up on somethin, to find something of value such as a $20 bill on the ground. Also to rise to the top financially
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Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.
I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
by tcornsimp October 24, 2008
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John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 8, 2005
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Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
by MrMostaza September 16, 2009
Get the Come out of the kiddy closet mug.Once a channel which had minimal viewers, but then south park came along, and the show kicked so much ass that the channel than kicked ass too. Except for Mad TV, which is a cheap spin-off of SNL, which was only funny every other week on one skit, Mad TV is funny about every 6 months on half of a skit, basically the show is doing to Comedy Central what the Holocaust did to jews
Guy 1: Hey did you see South Park on comedy central which wasn't that great until South Park was added, but still has Mad TV, which is a cheap spin-off of SNL, which was only funny every other week on one skit?
Guy 2: Yes, but did you know in 2007, 48.5% of teens reported not using a condom during sexual intercourse?
Guy 1: No I did not
Guy 1 and 2: The more you know (The background fades to black and a rainbow, stars, and the words "The more you know" appears over their heads)
Guy 2: Yes, but did you know in 2007, 48.5% of teens reported not using a condom during sexual intercourse?
Guy 1: No I did not
Guy 1 and 2: The more you know (The background fades to black and a rainbow, stars, and the words "The more you know" appears over their heads)
by Sunshine Bear December 18, 2008
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A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010
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