Chode

According to the Northern California 1970-1990 Burnout Society (originators):

Chode (n) is:
1. male ejaculate, cum, spew (original, 70's)
2. vomit, barf, chunks (a later off-shot, mid 80's)
3. a stubby chubby (late 90's? We'd never heard of this one)

1. Dammit Horace! Your whackin' and chode blowing has ruined all of Mother's precious periwinkle sheets!
2. I am not going to clean your nasty ass cheap wine and funky egg roll chode out of the bathtub ever again!

So I say, fine fellows, reclaim your chode from this shameful, stumpy limitation! You are the Vato, ese! Viva el Chode!

by Mother Lockjaw May 17, 2003

chode

plates: also known as a strap-on chode.

wafer thin ham type chodes are quite common thesedays, its not a big problem, honest.

by Ashley S Ford November 2, 2003

chode

chode-->aka,guch,is the skin between the sac and the asshole.

Chris, you stupid shaved chode!

by Rake Yohn August 7, 2003

Chode

ch-ode

also known as guche (goo-ch)

The area between your ball sac and your asshole

Damnit paul! You got me right in the chode!

by Triple-U June 17, 2003

Chode

A dick that is as big around as it is long. Usually fat people have chodes.

Dang! That guy has a chode! I couldn't even go down on him!!

by Outbreak1 March 15, 2016

Chode

When your penis Is wider than it is long.

A girl said Drew has a chode.

by Adolphdripster September 25, 2019

Chode

When someone reaches unimaginable levels of being a shmuck and a douche

Guy: Sir I think you need a wrench not a spatula to fix a engine
Chode: Fuck you, it's my car I'll fix it how I damn please
Guy: (walks away) What a fucking chode

by McNugget3000 June 17, 2020