Milky Chance

Probability of encountering semen

She wants to get pregnant, but doesn't have a very good milky chance.

by conarry November 11, 2014

chaco

slang for vagina, evoking both chaunch and meat taco

Jennifer Lopez has a well oiled chaco.

by Simon November 16, 2004

Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.

Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality

by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010

chancha

n. The sexiest bastard alive

"I totally wanna s3x0r chancha~!!"

by hoo-hoo April 4, 2003

chanced

When the bowl is almost done and the chances of ash being sucked through are very high. The last hit in a bowl. Generally not even a good hit.

"Hey can I get a hit of that? Is that still going?" - Dude
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me

by Mud E York September 8, 2013

Chance

A kid who never what’s to fuck off.

Sup chance

by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019

Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.

OMG he is such a Chance!

by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 4, 2019