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by that girl from your school October 13, 2020
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cut off

possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)
*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
by josh pleb head October 26, 2006
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Cut yo Socks

1.To burn or dis in a derogatory way. Usually used by teenagers
Guy 1: Man your being slow Today!
Guy 2: Yea! Slow like yo momma was last night!
Guy 3: Ooooh! Cut yo Socks!
by Stephanie & Zoe February 26, 2007
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cut the cheese

by what's it 2 u July 29, 2005
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Cut off

In the card game of poker: The person who is to the right of the dealer. In casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a "security check" after the cards are shuffled. Also known as to "cut off" of the deck.
- Did you really raise with Queen Jack into the big stack?

- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.
by Vinzi July 21, 2009
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cut corners

Originally used in travel terminology, as "to take a shortcut" (ie, pass by the corners, since cutting along any alternative path is faster than going all the way round the damn corner).

Used more frequently to mean skipping the hard stuff, use the easy way.
Exercise? You're kidding me, right?
I'd much rather cut corners and just get liposuction on this flab o' mine.

If you cut corners in school, you'll never learn the entire shitload.
by mrtopher May 27, 2004
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cut your ass

Me : *see's friend wearing something ugly* "boy im about to cut your ass"
by Tuynsioonn February 21, 2017
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