possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)
*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
by josh pleb head October 26, 2006
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Guy 1: Man your being slow Today!
Guy 2: Yea! Slow like yo momma was last night!
Guy 3: Ooooh! Cut yo Socks!
Guy 2: Yea! Slow like yo momma was last night!
Guy 3: Ooooh! Cut yo Socks!
by Stephanie & Zoe February 26, 2007
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Get the cut the cheese mug.In the card game of poker: The person who is to the right of the dealer. In casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a "security check" after the cards are shuffled. Also known as to "cut off" of the deck.
- Did you really raise with Queen Jack into the big stack?
- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.
- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.
by Vinzi July 21, 2009
Get the Cut off mug.Originally used in travel terminology, as "to take a shortcut" (ie, pass by the corners, since cutting along any alternative path is faster than going all the way round the damn corner).
Used more frequently to mean skipping the hard stuff, use the easy way.
Used more frequently to mean skipping the hard stuff, use the easy way.
Exercise? You're kidding me, right?
I'd much rather cut corners and just get liposuction on this flab o' mine.
If you cut corners in school, you'll never learn the entire shitload.
I'd much rather cut corners and just get liposuction on this flab o' mine.
If you cut corners in school, you'll never learn the entire shitload.
by mrtopher May 27, 2004
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