Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014

dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.

Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.

by Loopydave June 1, 2018

Alaskan Ice Beard

When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate

Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard

by KingFoopaTroopa August 18, 2020

Dusseldorf Anal Beads

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.

Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023

Mr. Bearden

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour

-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden

by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021