beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

baking preview

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.

Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."

by westfalia February 11, 2010

Granola Baring

Sexual intercourse or masturbation.

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."

by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

Banting

A school full of bitchez, fuggers, and everything in between.

"Dude, yesterday i saw bitchez, fuggers and everything in between."
"Shit son, you must have been at Banting. Fugger."
"Okay."
"See ya later."
"PAYCE."

by Andy Mac January 24, 2007

bazing

Can be heard on the cartoon show "Family Guy" used at the end of a sentence in which someone said something witty or even a joke.

Person 1: Man this shit is tight!
Person 2: That's what your momma told me last night, Bazing!

by p0stal February 7, 2005